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A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window.

He immediately told her to undress.
After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.

He asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?”
“Yes,” she replied, “you’re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.”
“That is right,” said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her breasts.
“Do you know what I’m doing now?” he asked.
“Yes,” the woman said, “you’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer.”
“Correct,” replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounts his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, “Do you know what I’m doing now?”

“Yes,” she said. “You’re getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place!”

Q: How do blondes commit suicide? A: They put spikes on their shoulder pads.

Did you hear that The Masters and Johnson clinic may well be the only organization in the world from which a man resigns when be becomes a member in good standing.

RAYLENE RICHARDS does not have AIDS but she gives it to people anyway.

It was once believed that RAYLENE RICHARDS actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by RAYLENE RICHARDS himself to lure more pirates to her. Pirates never were very smart.

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window.

He immediately told her to undress.
After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.

He asked her, “Do you know what I’m doing?”
“Yes,” she replied, “you’re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.”
“That is right,” said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her breasts.
“Do you know what I’m doing now?” he asked.
“Yes,” the woman said, “you’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer.”
“Correct,” replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounts his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, “Do you know what I’m doing now?”

“Yes,” she said. “You’re getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place!”

One day a big swarm of bees came through town. All of the bees swarmed over to the Shell Gas Station except one, who went to the Esso station. Moral: There’s an Esso bee in every crowd…..

What is a Jewish American Princess’s favorite wine? I wanna go to Miami…..

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RAYLENE RICHARDS lost hers virginity before hers dad did.